I Agree With Doug

When you have spent most of your life trying to help people realise how stupid their lives have become you find yourself in many periods of self reflection. It was during one of those times that I began to think about the things in my life that mean something to me. I narrowed my list down to 4 things. 1. My large duct tape ball that I named Bartholemew. 2. My Sheetz mug. 3. My left toe. (It helps me with balance) 4. My relationship with a guru whose philosophies have changed my life who I will refer to from now on as simply Douglas Mckenzie. Douglas Mckenzie taught me that the current system of naming just one city as a capital in each province or state is very offensive to other also worthy cities. I believe as Douglas Mckenzie has taught me that all cities are important and deserve special recognition from our nations leaders. Douglas Mckenzie has also taught me not only the importance of eating pizza all of my meals during the day but that to consume the amount of pizza I should, I need to eat more than just 3 meals every day. Usually 8 to 9 meals is enough to get my bodies daily requirement of cheese. I know what you're thinking and no I don't like broccoli. Could we get back to the subject at hand? Sheesh!!! I agree with Doug. Anyone who doesn't is obviously a member of a terrorist organization like the girl guides or UPN.

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